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Happy New Year from STEM Tuesday

Time

Out with the old and in with the new. 

The calendar will soon turn from 2024 to 2025 and it has me thinking a lot about time. It started a few weeks ago with a memory of the old, 1970s holiday TV special, Rudolph’s Shiny New Year. Why Rudolph’s Shiny New Year should be taking up the brain space of a 60-year-old is anyone’s guess, but there it sits. 

Time is on my mind.

clock

Gerald England / Guildhall Clock

More specifically, I’ve been thinking about the passage of time and how we spend it. 

2024 has been odd and loaded with distractions, detours, and dramas. For me, 2024 has been an odd creative year during which time management has been a struggle. I’ve made creative progress this year but it’s been slow and in new directions. As many have experienced, new creative directions often start with the enthusiasm of a New Year’s resolution but become a slog by February. Like in the classic Rankin and Bass animation, I feel I’ve lost Baby New Year and need to find him to get this creative adventure rolling again. 

I need a time jolt.

I need some funny to fuel 2025. 

I need… Dad jokes!

Dad Jokes + Time = 2025 Creative Kickoff

That’s the answer! The perfect equation to get 2025 and the STEM Tuesday New Year off to a rollicking start. A good laugh is needed. As a reformed smart-ass and class clown, I know comedy has power in diffusing tense situations and turning that frown upside down. A smile is a powerful thing. Even from a STEM perspective, humor can be a soothing balm or a kick in the backside to fight the creative struggle.

Isabelle Grosjean ZA, CC BY-SA 3.0, via Wikimedia Commons

Isabelle Grosjean ZA, CC BY-SA 3.0, via Wikimedia Commons

The STEM Tuesday 2025 Time Philosophies, Told Through Dad Jokes

What do you call a tense clock?                               

All wound up

Time can be stressful—schedules, deadlines, etc. Plan ahead and stick to it. Also, don’t beat yourself up if you miss a target or two. Keep in mind the statistical possibilities are pretty good there will be a tomorrow so don’t get all wound up when a little wound up will do. Get back on track at your next opportunity.

Why shouldn’t you tell secrets when a clock is around?               

Because time will tell.

Communication time! Communication is a skill, and it needs to be practiced. We have so many ways and means to communicate in modern life, but interacting with other human beings seems harder than ever. Watching an animated special from 1975 about a luminous-nosed reindeer’s problems traveling through time islands searching for the Baby New Year and observing students struggling to interact makes me wonder if IRL communication is becoming a forgotten skill.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window?       

He wanted to see time fly.

It’s time to “see” the facts flying. It’s also time to use our work to help young people recognize and identify facts and truths in a sky that’s chock full of misinformation. 

What animal keeps the best time?                        

A watchdog!

Stay vigilant and protective of our creative time.

Why did the girl sit on her watch?                          

She wanted to be on time.

Be on time! Keep to the plan and the schedule. 

Don’t stress if you miss a day or don’t complete the task on the schedule. Recalibrate and move forward at the next opportunity.

What do you call a grandfather clock?                  

An old timer.

Celebrate surviving to be an old timer, especially as a veteran creator.

If your watch is broken, why can’t you go fishing?          

Because you don’t have the time.

Always have time to fish for new ideas. Charge your idea watch with life experiences and observations, including taking the occasional break. Ideas are the currency of the creative life.

What kinds of bugs live in a clock?         

Ticks.

Hahahaha! I don’t have any timely wisdom to share on this Dad Joke (although I could probably come up with something about parasites…) This one just makes me laugh.

What time does a duck wake up?           

At the quack of dawn.

When the time comes for the duck to quack, it’s time for us to get to work and make something. Whether it’s the crack of dawn, a lunch break, or burning the midnight oil, saddle up because it’s time to do what you do. There’s a reader out there who needs your book.

Why did the man buy so many clocks?                 

Because time is money.

Time is money. Enough said.

That appears to be a good time to spare you any more dad joke humor so let’s wrap up this STEM Tuesday New Year’s post and 2024. Whatever 2025 brings, may it include plenty of satisfactory smiles, abundant laughs, and barrels of joy. Thank you for supporting From the Mixed-Up Files and STEM Tuesday!

From the STEM Tuesday Team and the entire crew of the From the Mixed-Up Files…of Middle-Grade Authors blog group, we wish you a joyous and prosperous 2025. 

Time to fly in 2025!

By Rankin/Bass Productions, Fair use, https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?curid=52788658

By Rankin/Bass Productions, Fair use, https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?curid=52788658

 

Mike Hays has worked hard from a young age to be a well-rounded individual. A well-rounded, equal-opportunity sports enthusiast, that is. If they keep a score, he’ll either watch it, play it, or coach it. A molecular microbiologist by day, middle-grade author, sports coach, and general good citizen by night, he blogs about sports/life/training-related topics at www.coachhays.com and writer stuff at www.mikehaysbooks.comTwo of his science essays, The Science of Jurassic Park and Zombie Microbiology 101,  are included in the Putting the Science in Fiction collection from Writer’s Digest Books. He can be found roaming the social media landscape at Bluesky under the guise of @mikehays64.bsky.social and @MikeHays64 on Instagram.

Agent/Author Spotlight: Eric Smith

Philadelphia-based Eric Smith has worked as an author, an anthology editor, and an agent, and as such has a deep love for children’s literature and an impressive range of experience.  His most recent novel, a YA romcom about two teens whose families own rival cheesesteak trucks, With or Without You, was released in 2023. From The Mixed-Up Files of Middle-Grade Authors had the privilege of speaking with Eric about his career, especially his role as an agent for P.S. Literary.

 

Eric Smith, looking dapper in a jean jacket

How did you get into agenting? Was that before or after you established yourself as an author?

It was just a smidge after my author life had kicked off. My first book, The Geek’s Guide to Dating, was published with Quirk at the very end of 2013, and I started agenting with P.S. in 2014. My first YA novel, Inked, came out in 2015. So, I was still a bit of a baby author back then.

I had been working at Quirk Books for about five years when I made the leap. I’d been looking for roles in editorial, actually, when the agenting position caught my eye. I’d been lucky enough to work with some of the team at P.S. Literary on books they’d had at Quirk, by my friend (and agency client) Sam Maggs. I reached out and well, here we are a decade later. I feel very lucky.

What can you tell us about P.S. Literary?

It’s an agency based out of Canada, with a bundle of absolutely wonderful agents.  Everyone’s tastes there are so wildly different, that we end up being an agency which works on a wide array of projects. I’d tell anyone reading who loves kid-lit, to check out the work of my colleagues Maria Vicente and Curtis Russell.

What do you look for in a query or manuscript? What themes and topics really call to you? Are you seeking anything in particular right now?

Oooh that’s a tough one! The unhelpful answer is “a good story!” but really, that’s what it usually comes down to.

The thing about a good query, is that it gives me everything I need to know if it’s something I want to request. The basics are there so I know it’s in good shape (good word count, solid comparative titles, the right genre and category for the description of the story), and then the details of the story ground me in the book.

Like, when you look at the jacket copy of any book on your bookshelf, we get a sense of the characters, stakes, and why they can’t just walk away, right? Give those books a look right now! See? We need to get a sense of that in the pitch too.

Once I’ve got all those bits in a query, and as long as the writing is good (again another unhelpful bit), I’ll request away!

As for what I’m specifically looking for… hm. I really want more horror, high-concept romantic comedies, and accessible genre-blending fiction.

Following up on that, what would you like to see more of in middle grade fiction?

More horror please! And I’d love to see an even bigger resurgence in middle grade sci-fi. It’s been such a thrill watching Scott Reintgen’s The Last Dragon on Mars absolutely everywhere. Kids want their science fiction! Let’s make it happen!

What are some of your favorite middle grade authors and/or books? Those can be classic, recent, ones which influenced you growing up, or ones which stand out in today’s market…

I feel like I’m always chasing the thrill of reading an Alex London novel. His Middle Grades, from Battle Dragons to the Princess Protection Program, are just so spectacularly imaginative, accessible, and inclusive. They are the kind of books I cannot wait to give to my kiddo when he’s old enough to read them.

I feel like Olivia A. Cole reinvents themself with every single Middle Grade they write. Where the Lockwood Grows was a masterpiece and then we get hit with The Empty Place, and both books feel so spectacularly different while still so distinctly Olivia. Their books are a literary miracle.

I’ve also loved Sarvenaz Tash and Misa Sugiura’s ventures into Middle Grade after several astonishing YA novels. Definitely pick up the Momo Arashima series and Tash’s debut in MG, The Queen of Ocean Parkway.

As an agent, you’ve represented non-fiction, adult, young adult, and middle grade fiction. Do you have a particular favorite category? What’s it like covering such a wide spectrum of material?

Oooh that’s like asking me to pick my favorite child!

I think my favorite place to work in is always going to be Young Adult books, just because I also write them, which means I get this extra thrill really digging into projects with my YA clients. I like to think I’m really good at those. I hope my clients agree!

What advice would you give an author seeking representation for the first time?

Take your time, do the research. There are a lot of agents out there, but there’s a good chance after you’ve scoured through and made your lists of the ones who will best represent your work, you might only have a couple dozen that feel right. And it’s better to have a good fit.

That said, try not to be nervous? Or intimidated? While there’s an adage floating around about how agents are always looking for a reason to say no, I’d argue that we are always looking for a reason to say YES. We’re people who love books and the folks who write them, and we don’t have a job without creatives.

So yes, take your time. Do the homework. But then take a deep breath. You’re preparing to engage with a bunch of wild fans.

I also keep a bundle of query resources on my website, so if you’re looking to read some sample query letters, give it a look! It’s all free.

What are some of the reasons why you might pass on a query or manuscript? What pitfalls should authors try and avoid?

I mean, it’s never something nefarious. It’s usually a sign that the book just isn’t ready, or they haven’t had anyone else look at it. A word count that is far too low or way too high, a voice that doesn’t fit the category or genre, a fundamentally wrong narrative decision for the project, things like that.

You avoid those pitfalls by being familiar with the space you’re looking to be in. Reading books in the genre or category. I can usually tell right away if a writer isn’t versed in what they’re writing. So do that work.

After all, if you want to write MG novels, you should be a fan of them, right?

How do you balance your author and agent workloads?

Hah! I wish I had some secret hack answer here, but the reality is, I do it the way anyone who has a day job does it. I squeeze in a little time here and there. I wake up early before my kid goes to school, and I write at 6AM until he comes into my office demanding juice. If I’ve had a day that isn’t too exhausting, sometimes I’ll write at night. And I have long standing writing dates with friends that I set up.

It means my books sometimes take a while, and it means sometimes I won’t touch a draft for weeks. But family and work always comes first.

What are you working on now? What projects, both yours and your clients, would you like to hype?

Oh you! My first Middle Grade novel comes out in 2026 with Crown and is called The Adoptee’s Guide to Surviving Seventh Grade. It’s co-written with Jazz Taylor and K.A. Reynolds, and is about a club of adoptees who do not want to talk about their feelings… until they have to, of course.

And there may be another MG announcement on the horizon for me.

As for my clients, there’s a really beautiful MG non-fiction book coming out next year with Bloomsbury by Margeaux Weston called Everything But Typical that I’m very proud of, all about neurodiverse people who have made history, and the latest in Robin Stevenson’s MG non-fiction Kid Legends series, Kid Olympians: Winter, is set to publish with Quirk.

Finally, because I know you’re a proud Philadelphian: Wit’ or witout?  Whiz or American?  And what’s your favorite cheesesteak place?

Hahah, I am a provolone boy, and when it’s available, Cooper Sharp, the best of cheeses. My favorite cheesesteak places are perhaps a bit controversial, as I love the oxtail cheesesteak (you heard me) at Revolution House in Old City, and the curry chicken cheesesteak at Cedar Point in Fishtown. Though most of my Philadelphia friends will tell you, the best cheesesteak is wherever you can get one.

Short Story Collections Selection: 5 Must-Read MG Anthologies

Book turning pages

Winter break can be a great time to dive deep into a novel, but the busyness of the season (and maybe a new gift or two!) can also lend itself to shorter reading experiences.

What better way to sample multiple author offerings than with a collection of stories or essays? Collections like the incredible ones below can also provide a chance to discover a new favorite writer or see an established author branch out in a new genre or style.

Either way, these collections will be sure to entertain and enrich – no matter the time of the year or the amount of time to read.

A Little Bit Super: With Small Powers Come Big Problems Edited by Leah Henderson and Gary D. Schmidt

[Cover of A LITTLE BIT SUPER.]

Everyone knows that superheroes are supposed to have awesome powers like strength or invisibility or flight. But what happens when you’re a mostly regular kid . . . who’s just a little bit super?

In these hilarious and thought-provoking stories from today’s top middle grade authors, fourteen young people are each coping with a recently discovered minor superpower.

The Haunted States of America Edited by SCBWI

[Cover of THE HAUNTED STATES OF AMERICA.]

Every state has an urban legend that evokes fear and curiosity in equal parts, and this collection chronicles all of these logic-defying horrors… strap in for this spooky cross country tour, but be extra careful not to let any of these terrors follow you home.

You Are Here: Connecting Flights Edited by Ellen Oh

[Cover of YOU ARE HERE.]

An incident at a TSA security check point sows chaos and rumors, creating a chain of events that impacts twelve young Asian Americans in a crowded and restless airport.

As their disrupted journeys crisscross and collide, they encounter fellow travelers–some helpful, some hostile–as they discover the challenges of friendship, the power of courage, the importance of the right word at the right time, and the unexpected significance of a blue Stratocaster electric guitar.

Black Boy Joy: 17 Stories Celebrating Black Boyhood Edited by Kwame Mbalia

[Cover of BLACK BOY JOY.]

Black boy joy is…

Picking out a fresh first-day-of-school outfit.

Saving the universe in an epic intergalactic race.

Finding your voice–and your rhymes–during tough times.

Flying on your skateboard like nobody’s watching.

And more! From seventeen acclaimed Black male and non-binary authors comes a vibrant collection of stories, comics, and poems about the power of joy and the wonders of Black boyhood.

Hope Wins: A Collection of Inspiring Stories for Young Readers Edited by Rose Brock

[Cover of HOPE WINS.]

In a collection of personal stories and essays, award-winning and bestselling artists from Matt de la Peña and Veera Hiranandani to Max Brallier and R.L. Stine write about how hope always wins, even in the darkest of times.

From a family restaurant to a hot-dog shaped car, from an empty road on a moonlight night to a classroom holiday celebration, this anthology of personal stories from award-winning and bestselling authors, shows that hope can live everywhere, even–or especially–during the darkest of times.

No matter what happens: Hope wins.

These short stories and essays are the perfect fit for busy times and busier readers – and taking a moment to enjoy them will be sure to improve any season.