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What Exactly is a Book Birthday and Mistakes I Have Made

IMG_2967I have to admit that when I first heard the term book birthday, I was really confused. According to the Merriam Dictionary, birthday has two meanings. It’s the anniversary of a birth or it’s the day of a person’s birth. Normally, we celebrate birthdays for humans or beloved pets in the anniversary sort of way. Not too many people say, “happy birthday” to a newborn infant, of if they did they might say to the mother, “Congrats on giving birth,” and hope that it was a safe and easy one. Birthdays don’t really get going until a full year later. So a birthday, in essence, functions more like an anniversary of a birth. The day we are born, we’re considered zero and then after 12 months we celebrate the YAHOO-very-big-deal first birthday.

Books are completely different.

On the day a book is born is considered the book birthday. The exact, very day.

The first time I saw people posting on Facebook that it was their book birthday, I honestly thought they meant their book had turned one-years-old. And I thought cool. They’re remembering their book anniversary. And I was seriously impressed that they remembered such a thing.

My seventh book, Queen of Likes, a middle grade, is coming out soon, in about six weeks so I remember that date, April 5. But I couldn’t tell you my other book anniversaries (unless I cheated and looked to see when the book were actually published). All I know is that my new book is coming out and it makes my stomach go all knotty. It feels more like getting ready for a really big deal date, maybe to the prom (which I never went to but I figure that must make a girl or guy get all butterfly filled).

Birthdays, regular ones, on the other hand, don’t do that for me. On birthdays, I sort of expect people to do things for me. You know, like presents, and for my kids to load the dishwasher and make me cute cards.

My book birthday is completely different.

My book is demanding. She’s a real diva. She wants a party thrown just for her. And she expects a whole lot of attention and compliments. And guess who’s got to do all the party planning? Me.

The book never does anything for herself. She’s pretty self-centered when it comes right down to it.

I’ve never once heard her say thank you.

Or paid me a compliment.

But I’m not going to complain because she doesn’t talk back to me either.

In the past, I would do anything to please my book.

Once, I tried a really gimmicky birthday party. I invited the Ugliest Dog in the World (yes, there is a such a thing. There’s a World’s Ugliest Dog Contest and the winners do the talk show circuit). That book was called Things Are Gonna Get Ugly, so I thought I’d be really clever, and you know, invite this celebrity dog to appear. Well, the dog came and, hundreds of people came to the signing. And it was even covered by several area Bay Area television stations. But who had the biggest line at the bookstore? Me or the ugliest dog in the world and her handlers?

You guessed it.

The dog won.

A much bigger line.

She was giving out autographs. And swag.

People had to pay for the birthday girl.

It really was no contest.

But this year, I’m just going to have a regular party, and am not going try anything flashy or gimmicky. I think my book will understand.

Hillary Homzie is the author of the forthcoming Queen of Likes (Simon & Schuster MIX 2016), The Hot List (Simon & Schuster MIX 2011) and Things Are Gonna Be Ugly (Simon & Schuster, 2009). She can be found at hillaryhomzie.com and on her Facebook page.

Every galaxy needs more than three people of color

A Wired headline caught my attention the other day. The article it linked to featured commentary from an episode of a science fiction podcast on the topic of diversity in the genre. Every galaxy needs more than three people of color. That struck me on two levels: as a child of the 70s and 80s, who grew up on science fiction with a notable lack of diversity; and as an author of today, with a literary galaxy of my own.

First that number, three people out of a galaxy. That’s not an exaggeration. For the sci-fi franchises I grew up with, it’s a generous overestimate.

Foremost among the fictional galaxies of my childhood was the one depicted in the original Star Wars film trilogy, where people who looked like humans mixed with people who looked like aliens and people who looked like robots.

The people who looked like robots were kept by the others as slaves, but that’s a separate issue.

The people who looked like aliens often endured second-class treatment, like how Han gets a medal at the end of Episode IV but Chewbacca doesn’t? What’s up with that? Wookiees don’t get equal treatment from either the Empire or the Rebellion, but that’s also a separate issue.

The main issue covered by the Wired article was how the people who looked like humans were overwhelmingly portrayed by white actors, although there’s no logical reason even within the story why this would have to be the case.

Star Wars actors of color included Billy Dee Williams as Lando Calrissian and…and…and…yeah. If you’re feeling generous, you could give James Earl Jones half-credit for providing the voice of Darth Vader’s ventilator, but that’s about it.

After becoming a Star Wars fan, I discovered the original run of Star Trek, which had been produced a decade earlier but remained popular in syndication. The cast included Nichelle Nichols as Lieutenant Uhura, George Takei as Lieutenant Sulu, and…and…and…shoot. The Internet says there was a Doctor M’Benga who popped up in sickbay from time to time, but I’m not a committed enough Trekkie to remember him. I’d score this as two-and-a-half persons of color.

There was that one alien race that was white on the left side and black on the right, and their bitter enemies who were black on the left side and white on the right, but Kirk’s Enterprise otherwise sailed its overwhelmingly white crew through a galaxy of Klingons, Romulans, Vulcans, and other aliens portrayed by overwhelmingly white actors.

Star Wars took place a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, with human-looking creatures who didn’t share the cultural and evolutionary history of Earth-based humans, but Star Trek represented the optimistic future of humanity in our very own galaxy. At the time it was produced, Star Trek was revolutionary for breaking barriers and pushing boundaries. This was, after all, the show that gave us television’s first interracial kiss. And yet, there were still only two-and-a-half persons of color among the cast.

Then there was Battlestar Galactica–not the remake, which had its own issues, but the original. The ship led an armada of human refugees from the twelve tribes who were related to our own human ancestors, who supposedly came to Earth from space. The show name-checked multiple ancient Earth cultures and showed a special fondness for pyramids, but its cast was overwhelmingly white. Black actors portrayed Lieutenant Boomer, Colonel Tigh, and…and…and…no, just those two.

How is it possible that the one tribe of humans who colonized Earth had so much more diversity than the twelve tribes that stayed behind?

I also got hooked on Doctor Who, which was broadcast on our local PBS station because it was a British import, and therefore culturally superior to the shows on for-profit broadcast channels. Diversity among the companions on old school Doctor Who meant that Jamie could be a Scottish highlander, Turlough could be a ginger, Tegan could be Australian, and Peri could be American, as long as all of them still sported similarly pale skin.

Doctor Who debuted in 1963 and has run since then with a single continuity, give or take the decade-plus of hiatus separating the Classic and Modern Eras. And yet, this show didn’t get its first non-white companions until Noel Clarke as Mickey Smith and Freema Agyeman as Martha Jones, in 2005 and 2006 respectively.

There has not been a non-white, non-male Doctor, even though we’ve seen other Time Lords regenerate across racial and gender lines. The Doctor’s nemesis, the Master, is now calling herself the Mistress, for example. But the Doctor has consciously or subconsciously chosen to remain white and British at least through his first thirteen incarnations.

The show has ranged through all of time and space, including the entirety of human history, but non-white secondary characters in the Classic Era were rare enough to stand out. Like the black ringmaster in The Greatest Show in the Galaxy, who, if I recall correctly, spoke in rap lyrics. Or the Chinese villain in The Talons of Weng-Chiang, who was portrayed by a white actor in yellow-face.

Then there’s Buck Rogers in the 25th Century, which became a TV series in the late 1970s. Buck Rogers had…who? Tigerman? That’s one, I guess, and even that represented a huge step forward from its source material as a 1920s pulp novella with some jaw-dropping anti-Asian racism.

So here’s the final score:

Star Wars Original Trilogy: 1.5 Persons of Color 
Star Trek Original Series: 2.5 Persons of Color
Battlestar Galactica Original Series: 2 Persons of Color
Doctor Who Classic: 0 Persons of Color
Buck Rogers on TV: 1 Person of Color

Passing a “three people of color” test would have required each of these story worlds to introduce up to three additional main characters. Likewise, all would have also failed the “having a gay or transgender character” test, and would have done poorly in the “portrayal of women” test as well.

The franchises that are still active have become more diverse over time, but all of them failed the children of my generation. There were a total of seven characters of color in five of the most popular science fiction story worlds of the time, combined. These were: a high-tech phone operator, a helmsman, a part-time doctor, a smuggler-turned-businessman, the audible half of a villain, two military middle-managers, and a living punching-bag. Sidekicks, helpers, and villains.

The only black starship captain I ever saw on TV as a kid was Daffy Duck as “Duck Dodgers in the 24th-and-a-half Century.”

So here I am as a writer of today, with a responsibility to capture all the wonder and imagination of my favorite genre and transmit it to a new generation of readers. This can’t be done without reaching back to the beloved stories I grew up with and recognizing their flaws. And then, fixing them.

In my Galaxy Games series, Earth enters a team of kids in the greatest sports tournament in the universe. If I’d have picked this book up as a child in the 1970s or 80s, it would have starred a white boy leading a team that begrudgingly included three obligatory characters of color and exactly one girl. Otherwise, it would never have gotten published.

Thankfully, that is no longer the case.

Logic dictates that a team representing Earth has to represent all of Earth. Anything less weakens the story, waters down the characters, and impoverishes the story world.

When there three persons of color or fewer in a story galaxy, each character has to bear the weight of every person who shares a culture or skin type. Even Lando Calrissian couldn’t bear that kind of pressure without tending toward caricature or stereotype.

With more characters who are similar in one way but different in others, there can be more balance. More nuance. More characters who only have to represent themselves. More chances for a reader to see him or herself in the story.

PLAY BALL!

Hello Mixed-Up Filers!

Only two months since I last checked in. Hope that all of you are well. Well, we are nearing the end of February, and while snow is still on the ground in many parts of the country, down here in Florida, major league baseball teams are congregating to begin spring training. Honestly, it’s one of my favorite times of the year. Every exhibition season, I’ll take my kids to spring training to watch the Mets play in Port Saint Lucie. At Tradition Field. Anybody is more than welcome to meet me there.

mr. met

tradition field

In any event, I think you’re getting the drift. I love baseball. And that means, I love reading baseball books. I’m an easy reader and audience for you. I’m already coming in hooked. To me, you have to try really hard to make a baseball book bad. I’m already invested. I’m in it for the characters. I’m in it for the description of the game. I’m in it to see what happens. If you mention the Mets, even better. I’m giving you points for that. If you mention the Yankees? Well, that’s some serious points reduced. I absolutely hate the Yankees. You could conjure up an army of baseball-playing demons, and if they’re playing the Yankees, I’m wearing my Demons jersey and waving my Demons banner. So, as I said, if that’s the only criteria I have, I’m a pretty easy audience. So, let’s you and I together, take a look at some really fun baseball books.

baseball

First one on my list, is cheating in a way. It’s a softball book. My daughter plays softball, and it’s very difficult to find any good books about that, since it’s mostly baseball books in the stores, so when we do see a softball book, we grab it. This one is: Katie, Batter Up! (Cupcake Diaries Series #5) by Coco Simon. My daughter really enjoyed this one. It is about Katie, who tries out for softball and makes the team, but gets nervous during games. This describes almost every girl I’ve ever coached. It was a sweet, fun, story and shows to keep trying, even when you’re nervous.

katie

Next up, is The Boy Who Saved Baseball by John Ritter. This book is a mystery as well as a fun baseball book. Tom Gallagher gets himself and his friends involved in a baseball game for control of the fields. Only problem is, he’s very ill-prepared for the game…that is, until a mysterious kid named, Cruz de la Cruz shows up and teaches Tom the secret of hitting.

boy saved baseball

Super Slugger, by Cal Ripken, Jr. and Kevin Cowherd. I’ll be upfront. Normally, I don’t go for “celebrity” authors. I think enough people are trying to make it as writers, that just because some celebrity decides, “I’m going to write a book!”, that I won’t support it. But, darn it, it’s baseball. And as I said…I LOVE baseball! So, I picked up this book and it was a fun read. It’s about Cody Parker, an overweight, new kid in school, who likes to play baseball. Only problem, he plays the same position as Dante Rizzo, the school bully. Yes, I have seen this scenario played out in many movies growing up. Even some of my favorite movies, but what can I say? I’m a sucker for them every time!

slugger

Little League: Play Ball! (Little League Series #1): You can’t have sports books, without mentioning Matt Christopher, the king of sports books. But, in this case, it’s actually written by Stephanie True Peters, since Christopher died in 1997. Still, I don’t care, since it says Matt Christopher on the cover, and that’s good enough for me. Any book that talks about going through a season and what players deal with, are favorites of mine, and this book does that. It’s about eleven-year-old cousins, catcher Liam McCarthy and pitcher Carter Jones who have their team on the verge of winning the Little League Baseball World Series. But, to win the title, they must first beat their number one rivals from Southern California. Championship games against your rival is always exciting to read for me.

little league

Rounding out my list is, Shoeless Joe & Me (Baseball Card Adventures #4) by Dan Gutman. First off, I love Dan Gutman books. Also, I have a soft spot for anything Shoeless Joe related, so this book was a natural for me. Joe Stoshack tries to take his magic baseball card and travel back in the past, to prevent Shoeless Joe, from getting involved in the World Series scandal, which ended his career. I absolutely love time travel books and this one combined baseball with it. What’s not to love?

shoeless joe

So, there you have it, Mixed-Up Filers! My mini-list of baseball books for middle-graders. Hope you enjoy these, hope you enjoy baseball season, and hope your team has a great season! Well, unless, of course, it’s the Yankees and then I wish a very long and arduous road.

no-yankees

Let’s Go Mets!

mets

What are some of your favorite middle grade baseball books?