Is it hard to become a superhero?
YES!
But never fear. Bart King, author of “The Big Book of Boy Stuff”, “The Big Book of Girl Stuff”, not to mention “The Big Book of Gross Stuff”, can answer all your questions. 
As Bart explains:
“For starters, you need the perfect superhero name, a secret identity, a cool costume, and a burning desire to fight evil. But where are you going to get all that stuff?
“From The Big Book of Superheroes, naturally! It will teach you everything you need to know—including how to actually GET superpowers. (They’re good for your self-esteem!) The Big Book of Superheroes will teach you how to:
—Defend yourself from preschooler supervillains
—Make your own jetpack
—Battle costume wedgies
—Customize your Secret Lair
—Learn hand-to-hand and foot-to-butt combat
This hilarious book even tells you how to become a supergenius. (We’d explain it here, but you wouldn’t understand–yet!) In these pages, you’ll snicker at superhero humor, snort at the Ten Lamest Superpowers, or just sneeze if you’re allergic to its super awesomeness.
SIDEKICK NOT INCLUDED.”
As a child, author Bart King discovered he could punch people into outer space. (Sadly, he lost a lot of friends that way.) Today, Bart is one of the world’s leading superhero experts. And he is giving away two signed copies of his new book. To be eligible, enter a comment below.
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I would love a copy for my son! =)
🙂
I’d like a book from my favorite teacher ever. 😉
I would love to win one for my grandson
I need this book, then I can turn the fire station into a fortress of awesomeness!
You’re an awesome writer dude and my next door neighbor has a son (8) that would be absolutely thrilled to get a signed superhero book from Bart King!! Plus, it would be, like, something super heroes would do. (I’ll post a picture)
Would like to read this book
Free book! Free book!
Mom with 8 arms…that is MY kind of super hero.
Must have a copy of my first crush’ s book 🙂
This sounds like right up my daughter’s alley!
I’m an Auntie ( & fan!) who loves to give your books as gifts. If I win the autographed Superheroes book, I’ll have to referee a fight for it between siblings…my 19 yr old niece & 10 yr old nephew!
“Foot-to-butt combat” – awesome new catchphrase 🙂
I have to get my copy of this book off to an actual ten year old before I spend way too much of my summer customizing my own secret lair. At the staff meeting today, I will no doubt be working on my slogan and catch phrase!
Sounds like a cool book!