Is it hard to become a superhero?
YES!
But never fear. Bart King, author of “The Big Book of Boy Stuff”, “The Big Book of Girl Stuff”, not to mention “The Big Book of Gross Stuff”, can answer all your questions.
As Bart explains:
“For starters, you need the perfect superhero name, a secret identity, a cool costume, and a burning desire to fight evil. But where are you going to get all that stuff?
“From The Big Book of Superheroes, naturally! It will teach you everything you need to know—including how to actually GET superpowers. (They’re good for your self-esteem!) The Big Book of Superheroes will teach you how to:
—Defend yourself from preschooler supervillains
—Make your own jetpack
—Battle costume wedgies
—Customize your Secret Lair
—Learn hand-to-hand and foot-to-butt combat
This hilarious book even tells you how to become a supergenius. (We’d explain it here, but you wouldn’t understand–yet!) In these pages, you’ll snicker at superhero humor, snort at the Ten Lamest Superpowers, or just sneeze if you’re allergic to its super awesomeness.
SIDEKICK NOT INCLUDED.”
As a child, author Bart King discovered he could punch people into outer space. (Sadly, he lost a lot of friends that way.) Today, Bart is one of the world’s leading superhero experts. And he is giving away two signed copies of his new book. To be eligible, enter a comment below.
Perfect for my little super heros in training!!
Hey, how about I would LOVE to win this book because I went to high school with the awesome author of this book! Plus, my Grandson would love it too!
My kids will be fighting over this one!
I’ve been looking for this book all my life. Could have used it in school, but even as a grown-up, it will come in handy.
Are you shipping Overseas? Or send a Superhero to deliver 🙂
Pick me! I love superhero books by guys with the last name King, whose first name is not Stephen.
Fantastic!! I just bought two of your other books off Amazon for my nephew today!!
My son just graduated from college! He, too, is a superhero!!
my teacher wrote this book!! so cool!!!
It’s time to pick up my cape from the cleaners!!!
I need this to add to my Bart book collection! Off to amazon I go?!?
Awesome! I love your books, Bart!
These books are filled with the secret information you never knew you were going to need! ( and I have just the right little guy at school to gift it to)
It would be great fun to read this book to my niece and nephews, their nerdy-cool great aunt can get some cred with their post-millenial set. (In addition to my affinity for the author’s fine sense of humor.)
Leo would be so thrilled ! What fun!