David Neilsen is too tall to properly blend in with groups of touring school children unless he crawls about on his knees. Even then, he is often discovered and chased off the premises by angry men with mustaches. The rest of the time, he writes spooky stories to ensure no child ever enjoys a moment of happiness. He lives in Sleepy Hollow, NY with his wife, children, and two domineering cats. Actually, he lives one village over in Tarrytown, but thinks Sleepy Hollow sounds better.