Humor WINNER!!!

So I gave all the eligible replies a number. I then took those numbers and divided them by 5. Then, using the transitional forumla to convert kinetic energy to potential energy, I translated these numbers into a mass/velocity constant. With that number I was able to use Kepler’s Law and postulated a gravitational exponent. Finally, I placed these numbers into an empty box of Nerds Candy and it exploded. So I had my 6 year old daughter pick a number.

And the WINNER of the signed copy of RAPACIA by Dale Basye is…

Robyn Gioia

Congratulations!!! Let’s hear it for Robyn. Come on! Put your hands together… that’s it! Now we’re rock… Hey! Elissa! This isn’t time for the Cha Cha Slide!

Robyn, please email me your contact information at

Thank you everyone for the GREAT replies. There are a lot of great books listed there, so read through and jot down a few new humorous books for your TBR pile.

Brian Kell
  1. Wow! I am thrilled! Thank you so much! I am looking forward to it.

  2. I love me some physics humor. What does a sick duck say? QUARK!

  3. Oh, that’s what we were doing? The Electric Slide?

    Ooh, my bad, then. You can keep the mic, Brian. And the remote to the karaoke machine.

  4. congratulations Robyn!!

  5. Congrats to Robyn! And the electric slide is always acceptable… isn’t it??? 🙂

  6. I was doing the electric slide, Elissa. Poorly, I guess.

  7. Hey, I was just following your lead, Brian! That’s the last time I give you the microphone and control of the karaoke machine.

    Congrats, Robyn!